When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
