Temperature jokes
When is a cold not a cold?
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
Red hot 🥵
why is it true
Did you hear about Fridgetair
Kelvinator?
The only thing colder than Siberia is my girlfriend's ex!
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
Hot water look a**.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
How do you measure a dog's temperature?
In barking grade!
I am so cool that even the fridge or a snowman would shiver his timbers when they see me :).
Wow, that is so sunny!
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
Why are mountains very cold?
Because they are very cold.
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.