Temperature jokes
When is a cold not a cold?
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
Red hot 🥵
Memes
why is it true
Did you hear about Fridgetair
Kelvinator?
Hot water look a**.
The only thing colder than Siberia is my girlfriend's ex!
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Beethoven to Chris Doemges: "What instrument do you play outside in the Arctic at -12 degrees Celsius?"
Doemges: "Probably the shiver..."
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
Wow, that is so sunny!
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
Why are mountains very cold?
Because they are very cold.
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
One time a kid came to the hospital and said, "I really need help." The kid said he was really hot, so they put an ice cold towel on him.
Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems, and he said, "Yes, I am really hot." The doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said, "Are you sure? You look amazing." And the kid said that he meant to say, "I look hot!"
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.