Temperature jokes
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
How do you measure a dog's temperature?
In barking grade!
I am so cool that even the fridge or a snowman would shiver his timbers when they see me :).
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
The only thing colder than Siberia is my girlfriend's ex!
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"
When is a cold not a cold?
Hot water look a**.
Did you hear about Fridgetair
Kelvinator?
Red hot 🥵
Wow, that is so sunny!
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
Why are mountains very cold?
Because they are very cold.
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.