So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
I hate when people leave their cars running Especially in the summer. I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's COOLIO
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
Animals are just... so hot!
I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).
Why did the glacier send the ice berg to college? Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES; at the atomic level.
How does a rapper greet someone on a COLD DAY?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
