One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
Be careful around fire, plastic melts.
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
