Temperature jokes
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
