Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
I hate when people leave their cars running Especially in the summer. I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!