Television Jokes

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Q. whats an orphans fav south park ep A. the anti family guy episode

Kid: " Mom I had a scary dream can I come sleep with you and dad " Mom: " sure sweetie sleep in the middle " Kid: " Dad can you get the remote out of my back " Dad: " That isn't the remote "

*Weird background music*

Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?

Because they don't know who's Homer.

What is the difference in between a orphan and a TV?

One has more channels

Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle? Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger"

Ever seen the show Naked and Afraid? That’s what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.

How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind? -- Use a news anchor.

What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? DOE!

So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still cant cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still cant f*ck."

Mom asks “Why are you are THIS show??? It’s DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!” The child says “Don’t you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?” Mon whispers “Oh, you DEAD.”

Whats the worst TV rseries for orphans?

Family Guy

What was the Orphan favorite TV show?

Full House

what show do orphans never wach? fuller house

What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I

My young son saw trump on TV he asked "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied "Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don't want it to rust"