Television jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
Cameron Boyce
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
AOT > ur fav anime.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
¡Hola, soy Dora!
Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Walter White.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."
My brother said, "You want a cookie?"
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!