Television jokes
"Homo Simpson"
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
How many Lawrence Welk fans does it take to change a light bulb?
"A one, and ah two."
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
What is written on the gravestone of a TV reporter?
"You must be back at 8:00 p.m."
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔