Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain's Log.
Why did Billy kill himself with a TV remote?
He wasn't even REMOTELY close to being happy.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...
After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"
I got my blind friend a TV... He never uses it.
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.
It's my New Year's resolution.
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
