Space Travel jokes

What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?

A Pre Visa!

What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!

Why was the astronaut washing her hands?

She was getting ready to eat launch.

What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."

Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?

A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.

Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!

Why did the cow go to outer space?

To see the moooon!