Space Travel jokes
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
Why was the astronaut washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch.
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
