Space Travel jokes
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
Why was the astronaut washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch.
