Space Travel jokes
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
Why was the astronaut washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch.
What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
