Television jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.
It's my New Year's resolution.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
I watched an episode of Law & Order Special Victims Unit. It turns out it's about rape. I thought it was going to be about crimes on a short bus or something.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Fuller House."
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.
I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
Family Guy funny moments.
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV, I missed 3 episodes!
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.