Television jokes
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Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy... I'd like him to eat me!"
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
British tv: 🖥
Italian tv: 📺
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"
Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."
Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"
Dad: "That isn't the remote."
*Weird background music*
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"
Wow, no SP jokes?
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.