What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Have you watched the the show Naked and Afraid? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
Why does shows have a family? Because they are Pair-rents!
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
What is a name of a show for kids? Barney
So I was watching tv right? then i f..ing got banged in the eye with either a remore or metal tongs "wtf"
why cant orphans play video games cause they dont have a home screen
Whats an africans favourite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said,”you can’t play this is family feud.”
Why can't a orphan watch T.V.
Because it can't find the home button
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
Q. What do you call two nuns watching the television
A. Not very interesting
Why don't orphan's watch tv..?
Because of family guy
AOT > ur fav anime
It was September 10, 2001 when I stayed up watching TV shows. I woke up late to work at The World Trade Center. But it was burning. I said out loud, " I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean.. I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision!!!!! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision!!!!!!! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios new series: WandaVision!!!!!!
I watched the series of unfortanet events 4 times all the shows 4 times, : me -crying - I am trying to finish the rest then my brother comes in and says it is PG, ( parent guidens) after that.... My brother called me a bAby then he pushed me off my bed.😭
one day my friend said: i want tacos from Katie's, you? and i said no thanks and she left i never saw her again, today i remember that i saw her name on TV as one of the victems of suicide, then i remember her and I's moto: if i'm dieing you dieing with me you got no chouse, i NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
Kid -dad I want santa to give me iphone Indian poor dad- son santa is deaf Kid-no he is not I saw him on Tv yesterday Indian poor dad-oh actually I asked him to for a new wife may be he is wearing AirPods Kid-you are my santa daddy Indian poor dad- pull down you pants son Kid-it's not apple product Indian poor dad -its banana
