Television Jokes

I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did a African food episode... it was a short episode to bad he couldn’t find any

Have you watched the the show Naked and Afraid? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."

How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill two and half men.

The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast

honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.

Why does shows have a family? Because they are Pair-rents!

What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV in common?

Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?...... That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle

What is a name of a show for kids? Barney

So I was watching tv right? then i f..ing got banged in the eye with either a remore or metal tongs "wtf"

Whats an africans favourite TV show?

Meal Or No Meal!

why cant orphans play video games cause they dont have a home screen

An orphan went on a game show.

The host looked at him and said,”you can’t play this is family feud.”

Why can't a orphan watch T.V.

Because it can't find the home button

one day my friend said: i want tacos from Katie's, you? and i said no thanks and she left i never saw her again, today i remember that i saw her name on TV as one of the victems of suicide, then i remember her and I's moto: if i'm dieing you dieing with me you got no chouse, i NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.

Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!