Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy? But he really saved the History Channel.
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor? Telephone? NO. Television? No. How then? Tell A Woman
My family was watching home alone 2, so whenever Kevin was top of the twin towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Why cant a homeless person be in The Boys
Because he would have beef with homelander
News: ook! says an interviewed monkey
Why’s bbc called bbc?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger everytime he says n-
Gen z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
I saw a news ad on tv about a dad coming home after getting milk i said "ive never seen that one before"
your forhead so big i could use it to get free tv
Bill? Bill?" bill hears faintly in the distance. Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
People always ask what the secret of our families happiness is. It is simple really. 1 Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week. 2. We all give each other a hand when needed. Last but not least we play twister.
Why did billy kill himself with a tv remote? He wasn't even REMOTELY close to being happy.
i got my blind friend a tv.. he never uses it
TV Darth Vader :I'm your father
Orphans: yea
What show do gay men watch?
2 and a Half Men!
Lol at this one fellas! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who use to say who loves orange soda Kel loves orange soda yes i do doooooo oh yes oh yes oh yes i dooooooo? Kel Mitchell from kenan and kel.
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,"Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders"
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did a African food episode... it was a short episode to bad he couldn’t find any
The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast
honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill two and half men.
