What do orphans and tvs have in common? At least one of them have a home
your forhead so big i could use it to get free tv
Bill? Bill?" bill hears faintly in the distance. Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy? But he really saved the History Channel.
News: ook! says an interviewed monkey
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor? Telephone? NO. Television? No. How then? Tell A Woman
Why cant a homeless person be in The Boys
Because he would have beef with homelander
Gen z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
I saw a news ad on tv about a dad coming home after getting milk i said "ive never seen that one before"
My family was watching home alone 2, so whenever Kevin was top of the twin towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Why’s bbc called bbc?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger everytime he says n-
People always ask what the secret of our families happiness is. It is simple really. 1 Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week. 2. We all give each other a hand when needed. Last but not least we play twister.
Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Why did billy kill himself with a tv remote? He wasn't even REMOTELY close to being happy.
i got my blind friend a tv.. he never uses it
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still cant cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still cant f*ck."
What show do gay men watch?
2 and a Half Men!
Lol at this one fellas! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
TV Darth Vader :I'm your father
Orphans: yea
Who use to say who loves orange soda Kel loves orange soda yes i do doooooo oh yes oh yes oh yes i dooooooo? Kel Mitchell from kenan and kel.
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,"Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders"
