Television jokes
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
I'm Pickle Rick!
Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
Spongulbub
Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
I got my blind friend a TV... He never uses it.
One time I was watching TV.
Mom: Omg, your dad is coming!
Me: Omg, really?
Mom: Sike, I lied.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.