Television jokes
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
what a role model xx
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...
After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"
Do you see the toilet?
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
Please help me... I’m being held captive by Carl Wheezer.
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.
It's my New Year's resolution.