Cd jokes

A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.

Best not leave hungry kids unattended!

Do you like CDs?

There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."

My brother when he sees a girl.

AB💿

Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?

In Iraq.

Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.

A B 💿.

Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*

Me after Taco Bell: Go to: [link to image of broken toilet]

Me: Can I borrow your CD?

Friend: What CD?

Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Curry.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

iran