Cd jokes

A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.

Best not leave hungry kids unattended!

Do you like CDs?

There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."

My brother when he sees a girl.

AB💿

Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?

In Iraq.

Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.

A B 💿.

Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*

Me after Taco Bell: Go to: [link to image of broken toilet]

Me: Can I borrow your CD?

Friend: What CD?

Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

Curry.

iran

My dad coming back.

Cindy goes up to her dad and says: "Daddy, can I have $100 for a new dress?"

Her dad almost gags and says: "$100! You're only 12, what do you want with such an expensive dress?"

Cindy says: "Well daddy, I'll look really pretty in it and I promise to look after it ..."

Dad gives in and says: "OK, give me a head-job then".

He flops it out and Cindy just get the end in her mouth and goes: "Eeee-yooo - that taste's like shit!"

Dad goes: "Well, your brother wanted to borrow the car this afternoon ..."