Technology jokes
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?
One you can unscrew.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?