Technology jokes

If you give a gator a GPS, does that make it a navigator?

What has two wings and an arrow?

The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"

I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.

Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.

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LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.

DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

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What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 Detour.

How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.

How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.

When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.

Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄

One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."

How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?

JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.

A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.

Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?

The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.

Why did the ACLU block the cellphone number of a Christian nationalist minister? Because the Christian nationalist had a virus on his cellphone and kept calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card-carrying member of the ACLU.

He's not dead, his batteries have run out.

I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.