Technology jokes

I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

This car in RC-XD.

What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?

I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.

Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...

Do you know why they call me battery saver?

I get turned on when it’s below 10%.

Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?

He got hearing aids.

Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.

How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.

What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.

I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.

Except it had no home button.

My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.

So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....

If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.

What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?

One eats tape while the other eats pussy.

POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.

I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.

What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.