Technology

Technology jokes

Agent

How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.

Covid

It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.

None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.

Emo

I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.

Complaint

I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.

Memes

Religion

Why can't science be combined with religion?

Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.

Board

Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

Candy

Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?

Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!

Airplane

So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....

Orphan

POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.

Difference

What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?

One eats tape while the other eats pussy.

Twin Towers

When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.

Orphanage

I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.