I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
Hey Siri, skip to Friday!
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
