Technology jokes

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

He can’t walkie or talkie.

Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...

Do you know why they call me battery saver?

I get turned on when it’s below 10%.

Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?

He got hearing aids.

How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.

It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.

None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.

I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.

What’s the difference between video games and my dad?

My dad doesn’t beat me.

I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.

Why can't science be combined with religion?

Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.

Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

What did the rapper say to the computer?

“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”

Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.

Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?

Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!

So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....

POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.

Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.

When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.

What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?

One eats tape while the other eats pussy.

When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.