Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
Bob: Siri, call 666! *dialing noises* Bob: Hello? Bob's dad: Hi!
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted
Normal Europe : Oh no, I lost my iphone... Amish : Oh no, I lost my potato
Steven Hawkins didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge
Brother 2: We have these weird circles on the street! Government is tracking us!!!
Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And it's the government.
Brother 2: Then why are there two in the left turn lane?
Brother 1: So one car isn't always going left and stopping the others.
Brother 2: Then why are they one car apart? Oh, to have three people going.
Brother 1: Correct. When I see one car on the first, I go on the second so my light changes.
Brother 2: You monster.
Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight?
Brother 2: HA. Yo mama would trigger the sensor.
Brother 1: ARG. It's OUR MAMA you're disrespecting.
Mother (brother 1): What's going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY!
Brother 2: I think you should take your pills.
Brother 1: Found them.
*imaginary mother and brother fade away*
Thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him.
Btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.
1950: In the future there will be flying cars
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson
if stephen hawking was in a horror movie .... would he make his robot try and shout “aaaaaaaaah help me , i can’t move i’m too scared” ???
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn't know jack.
how manny guun can ocpus held
9
the steven hawkings space telescope will be launched next year, apparently it will have four wheels and run off windows 7
Emo: Phone die) Emo: Why not me ;(
Why was the Computer late to work?
Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
I really like those 'driverless cars'. I saw loads of them last week, in the car park.
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
AI - AI - Rabo several projects:
Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”
Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
man 2001 just called they want a tower back
