Technology jokes
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
Memes
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."