Technology jokes

Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!

I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"

I got 39,300,000 matches.

Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of Windows 10.

A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,

Librarian: What are you looking for?

Man: I am looking for a book!

Librarian: Which book?

Man: Facebook.

Cyber Monday

Very funny battery joke.

I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.

It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.

None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.

I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

He can’t walkie or talkie.

Do you know why they call me battery saver?

I get turned on when it’s below 10%.

Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?

He got hearing aids.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.

What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.

How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.

My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.

If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.

POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.

I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.

Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.