Technology jokes
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
Memes
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?