Hawking's Reboot

Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke here is that someone is suggesting fixing Stephen Hawking like a broken gadget. I know you're not the sharpest crayon in the box, but Stephen Hawking used a wheelchair and a speech synthesizer because of a disease called amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS), genius. ALS ain't something you can fix with a simple reboot or battery change, unless you are even more regarded than the guy who wrote this joke.