Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
ENTER PASSWORD.
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RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
Sets fire to computer.
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cellphone.
Ex-Boyfriend: How and why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die!
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!
What's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?
I don't know, I have both!
Why did Billy kill himself with a TV remote?
He wasn't even REMOTELY close to being happy.
My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin.
At least now I can have his phone he left.
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
Yo mama so clueless, she dialed 911 on the microwave.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
