Technology jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.
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LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
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I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cellphone.
Ex-Boyfriend: How and why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die!
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
ENTER PASSWORD.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
Sets fire to computer.
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: Started to laugh and said "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
Hehe
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...