Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
Why don't churches have WiFi? They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works
I made a website about orphans
But I can’t make a home page
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.
It's my New Year's resolution.
somtimes i get jeleous when my phone dies
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
