I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
You dream in 4K.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"
