Technology jokes

How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?

Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.

For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.

You dream in 4K.

Why can't orphans play video games?

Because they don't have their parent's email.

What did I do with the internet?

Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?

Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.

Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.

Other family members: ...

"Alexa, open Kahoot!"

Can we go back to 2001?

I bet it was more fun back then.

Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.

I'm not a robot, but orphans are.

I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.

Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.

Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.

Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?

Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?

Light mode.

I made a website for orphans.

There’s no homepage.

I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.

She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."

I get jealous when my phone dies.

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)