What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What did stephen hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
I get jealous when my phone dies.
i told siri my dog and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up and i said okay.she asked me knock knock and i said who is there and she said not your dog
Steven Hawkins don’t have a dick he has a microchip
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
