Technology jokes
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump...
But I guess comparing apples to oranges is unfair.
I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Why did the cellphone get glasses? Because it lost its contacts!
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.