Technology jokes
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do cows listen to on headphones?
moo-sic.
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.
He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.