Technology jokes
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
A man was kneeling on the church floor, crying desperately in front of the large wooden statue of Christ.
"My headphones are broken, Lord... I'm desperate... What should I do? Guide me!"
And the Lord appeared in the form of bright light, and the strong, deep voice filled the man's soul.
"WELL BUY NEW ONES, YOU DUMBASS!"
And so he did.
One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.
That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
Why did the cellphone get glasses? Because it lost its contacts!
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"