Technology jokes

What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?

They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.

There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.

One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.

One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.

The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"

Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."

Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?

What do you call a flying octopus?

An octocopter! 🚁

Question: How bad is German WiFi?

Answer: It's the wurst.

I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.

The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.

I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!

What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?

Motherboard.

What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?

Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.

I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.

Roblox Talent Shows be like:

Host: Next Up is Bob!

Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-

*Buzzing Noises*

Judges: You suck!

Bob: I'm reporting!

*Bob get's kicked from the server*

Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?

To try and find their parents.

I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.

I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.

The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"

The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"

How do oysters call their friends?

On shell phones!

Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.

For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.

A man was kneeling on the church floor, crying desperately in front of the large wooden statue of Christ.

"My headphones are broken, Lord... I'm desperate... What should I do? Guide me!"

And the Lord appeared in the form of bright light, and the strong, deep voice filled the man's soul.

"WELL BUY NEW ONES, YOU DUMBASS!"

And so he did.