Technology jokes
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Why did Billy kill himself with a TV remote?
He wasn't even REMOTELY close to being happy.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
Brother 2: We have these weird circles on the street! Government is tracking us!!!
Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And it's the government.
Brother 2: Then why are there two in the left turn lane?
Brother 1: So one car isn't always going left and stopping the others.
Brother 2: Then why are they one car apart? Oh, to have three people going.
Brother 1: Correct. When I see one car on the first, I go on the second so my light changes.
Brother 2: You monster.
Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight?
Brother 2: HA. Yo mama would trigger the sensor.
Brother 1: ARG. It's OUR MAMA you're disrespecting.
Mother (brother 1): What's going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY!
Brother 2: I think you should take your pills.
Brother 1: Found them.
*imaginary mother and brother fade away*
Thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him.
Btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.
and found that in all the videos his father is...
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
Flip 1134 over on a calculator.
Happy holidays!
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
You dream in 4K.