Technology jokes
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
My favorite website.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
I made a website to support orphans.
It just needs a home page.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Talk to me if you're online.
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
How did Steven Hawking die? His WiFi disconnected.
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.