Technology jokes

I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.

One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"

The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."

What do women and Nvidia have in common?

They both do not make very good drivers.

How do you enter your house?

Through Bill Gates!

What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?

They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.

Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.

There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.

One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.

One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.

The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"

Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."

Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?

What do you call a flying octopus?

An octocopter! 🚁

Question: How bad is German WiFi?

Answer: It's the wurst.

I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.

The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.

I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.

Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?

To try and find their parents.

What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?

Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.

What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?

Motherboard.

Roblox Talent Shows be like:

Host: Next Up is Bob!

Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-

*Buzzing Noises*

Judges: You suck!

Bob: I'm reporting!

*Bob get's kicked from the server*

I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.

I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.

How do oysters call their friends?

On shell phones!