Facetime jokes
Face-Timing My Girlfriend:
"Hey girl! Are you a veterinarian? Because these puppies are sick!" *shows muscle*
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
Memes
Me and my friend 2 hours ago
Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to speak to me.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
Memes
Community
I mistakenly sexted my wife’s sister A couple years ago I was on a business trip and missing my wife. I decided to take a suggestive picture (me in my boxer briefs, clearly with a bulge and just the tip sticking out the top) and send it to my wife. We don’t usually sext but I figured she’d appreciate knowing I was thinking of her.
It was late, I was tired, and barely paying attention. I accidentally sent it to her s… Read more