Technology jokes
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Unpopular opinion about programming but,
"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.