Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
I just got a text on my cell. Bone be right back ;)
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.
I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.
He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?
There is sperm on the screen.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
