Technology jokes

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In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?

Because Flash is not supported on Windows.

What happens when an alien connects with your device?

The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."

I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.

It's my New Year's resolution.

There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).

What happens when Steven Hawking dies?

Take his iPad to Cash Converters.

I did phone sex, but I'll never do it again because last time my penis got stuck in the charging cord.

Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.

What do turtles use to communicate?

A shellphone!

The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.

What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”

I just got a text on my cell. Bone be right back ;)

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because there was a power cut.

I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."

Why don’t spiders go back to school?

Because they learn everything on the web.

They say Jesus walked on water.

That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.

I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.

Autobots, "Roll Out!"

I made a website about orphans.

It didn’t have a home page!

What do you call basketball for disabled people?

Rocket League?

So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"