Technology jokes
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
reCAPTCHA
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
When Jim was playing on his phone, my grandfather told him, "You use way too much technology!" Jim then said, "No, YOU use too much technology!" and then Jim disconnected his grandfather’s life support.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
Dear disabled people, Just go into the settings and enable it.
Q: How did Stephen Hawking die?
A: He lost internet connection.
Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."