Technology jokes
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Approached (DYM 100).
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
coronavirus
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.
It's my New Year's resolution.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.