Technology jokes
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
Google search = 3.141592…
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
Question: What do you call 8 apples?
Answer: The iPhone 8.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.