Technology jokes

It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."

Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!

What did mommy spider say to baby spider?

You spend too much time on the web.

I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.

It's my New Year's resolution.

There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).

What happens when Steven Hawking dies?

Take his iPad to Cash Converters.

I did phone sex, but I'll never do it again because last time my penis got stuck in the charging cord.

I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."

Why don’t spiders go back to school?

Because they learn everything on the web.

What do you call basketball for disabled people?

Rocket League?

I made a website about orphans.

It didn’t have a home page!

They say Jesus walked on water.

That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.

So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"

My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍

What do turtles use to communicate?

A shellphone!

Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.

I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.

Autobots, "Roll Out!"

What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”

The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.