Technology jokes
I left my Avatar at home today.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Where does the keyboard go to dinner? The space bar.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
What do crows use when they get a phone?
A "CAWing" card!
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
What is a great 👍 for?
Fun.
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
WD 5TB My Passport Portable External Hard Drive HDD, USB 2.0 Compatible, Black - WDBPKJ0050BBK-WESN
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
Charger: Yo, Phone.
Phone: Yeah?
Charger: Can I plug all in you?
Phone: Ayooo!
Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!