Technology jokes
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
The orphanage was open in apps, but I didn’t see the home button.
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin.
At least now I can have his phone he left.
I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏
I left my Avatar at home today.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.