Technology jokes
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
How did the digital clock show off to its mother?
Look, Ma, no hands!
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
ITS HAPPENING
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone, and a dog nearby barked and ran away. Now I'm still looking for that dog to unlock my phone.
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.