Technology jokes

What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?

A 797.

So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.

Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.

Stephen Hawking's death was because he lost WiFi connection.

What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.

My favorite website.

When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.

When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.

Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.

Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.

Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?

Hot Wheeles.

How does Stephen Hawking have sex?

Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.

What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?

I'm logging out.

There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!

Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.

69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120

58008 (flip calculator)

Boobless.

A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.

This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.

Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.

Why did Techno die?

They broke his bed.

Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because he was programmed by the chicken!