Technology jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
One day I went to talk to my friend.
"Hi John!" I said.
No response.
"Oh, yeah."
I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.
"Hope that helps!"
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.