Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.
He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.