Technology jokes

This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.

How do spiders reach the internet?

Through the World Wide Web!

Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.

An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.

There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).

What happens when Steven Hawking dies?

Take his iPad to Cash Converters.

I did phone sex, but I'll never do it again because last time my penis got stuck in the charging cord.

People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.

2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because there was a power cut.

I just got a text on my cell. Bone be right back ;)

What do you call basketball for disabled people?

Rocket League?

They say Jesus walked on water.

That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.

I made a website about orphans.

It didn’t have a home page!

Why don’t spiders go back to school?

Because they learn everything on the web.

I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."

So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"

My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍

I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.

Autobots, "Roll Out!"

What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”

What do turtles use to communicate?

A shellphone!