Technology jokes
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."
2019: The flying cars future.
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
Here comes the sun Do Do Do Do
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
I did phone sex, but I'll never do it again because last time my penis got stuck in the charging cord.
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
I just got a text on my cell. Bone be right back ;)
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.