Technology jokes

Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

This car in RC-XD.

Did you try the digital egg padlock? Because it is very easy to crack the code.

Why do orphans use iPhone X's?

Because they can't find home.

Yo mama so clueless, she dialed 911 on the microwave.

What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.

Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.

What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?

Oops!

What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?

Love at first byte! <3

I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.

It showed a picture of myself.

He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.

I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.

Prince/Lord Tallie: Leave Gwen alone for once! By the way, you are an idiot!

Gwen: The Prince! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE TOTALLY DEAD, AND SO I STARTED DATING TANNER! But don't worry, I'll break up with him immediately!

Prince/Lord Tallie: Oh, don't worry, I love it! By the way, can't we do our late-night talk? My Wi-Fi comes out just before we can! I love you even more! 😘

Gwen: Oh, thanks! I thought you would hate me! And yes, we don't have to chat at night, but the days are going to be choppy. I love you!

Tanner: Fuck off.

Kenya Bailey: Excuse me?

Gwen: Tanner, it was all my fault, I shouldn't have tried to date you so fast, and did you see the talk about the boring jokes?

Zre: Who the hell is Tanner?

Ha: Wait a second, he's your boyfriend!

Kenya Bailey: Okay guys, let's not get into your business, okay! Let's see funny jokes.

Ha: Yes, you're right.

Zre: Ok.

Zre: Still, who the hell is Tanner! But hey, this is your toddler's toy! Even though I thought I was a prince.

Gwen: I thought Prince was dead, so I started dating Tanner, then I realized Prince was alive.

The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.

Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!

NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.

Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?

What's the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!

What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? "Stop it! It hertz so much!"