Technology jokes
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.
Bob: Siri, call 666!
*dialing noises*
Bob: Hello?
Bob's dad: Hi!
I'm shocked, my new toaster isn't waterproof.
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.