Technology jokes
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
I did phone sex, but I'll never do it again because last time my penis got stuck in the charging cord.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
I just got a text on my cell. Bone be right back ;)