Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
What’s an orphans favourite phone? An iPhone 14 cos it doesn’t have a home button
what do you call a nerd in space? a space nerd
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
