They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Technology Jokes
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
I just got a text on my cell. Bone be right back ;)
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.
I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.
He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?
There is sperm on the screen.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
