Technology jokes
What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.
It's my New Year's resolution.
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
Memes
When one just isn't enough
I did phone sex, but I'll never do it again because last time my penis got stuck in the charging cord.
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
I just got a text on my cell. Bone be right back ;)