Technology jokes
Stephen Hawking just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?
Stephen Hawking's death was because he lost WiFi connection.
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
Fucking Windows updates!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: started to laugh and said, "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!