Technology jokes
What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You!
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
AI - AI - Rabo several projects:
Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”
Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.
and found that in all the videos his father is...
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: started to laugh and said, "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
Psyonix's OCE servers.
My sister just sits on the toilet with her iPad, then I go to do something at the sink and she says, "Bella, give me toilet paper!" Then I am annoyed, like super annoyed.
I did phone sex, but I'll never do it again because last time my penis got stuck in the charging cord.