Technology jokes
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
Memes
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.