Technology jokes
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.