Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
What did I do with the internet?
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
