Technology jokes

Why can’t orphans have phones?

Because it has a home button!

What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?

His little brother with the console.

I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?

Light mode.

Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.

You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.

I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.

She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."

Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.

I made a website for orphans.

There’s no homepage.

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)

Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:

"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."

Anyone know what bird that is?

Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?

"Alexa, open Kahoot!"

Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"

The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.

I get jealous when my phone dies.

I'm not a robot, but orphans are.

Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.

Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?

Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.