Technology jokes

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)

Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.

Son: Okay, I'll do it!

5 hours later...

Son: I'm done!

Dad: I lied.

Son: So did I!

I made a website for orphans.

There’s no homepage.

Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:

"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."

Anyone know what bird that is?

What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?

Light mode.

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.

I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.

She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."

I get jealous when my phone dies.

Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.

Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.

Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.

Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

Dad: How?

Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

Dad: Stupid.

My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.

Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.

Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.

Other family members: ...

"Alexa, open Kahoot!"

Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.

Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?

Can we go back to 2001?

I bet it was more fun back then.

Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"

The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"