Technology jokes
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.