Technology jokes

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.

I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.

Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.

Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"

The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.

I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.

She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."

I get jealous when my phone dies.

Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.

I made a website for orphans.

There’s no homepage.

"Alexa, open Kahoot!"

Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?

Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.

Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.

Other family members: ...

What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.

Can we go back to 2001?

I bet it was more fun back then.

Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.

What did I do with the internet?

My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.

Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.

Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.