Why do orphans suck at web design? They don’t know what a home page is.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
What sound did stephen hawking make when he died power off
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
