Technology jokes
Does anyone know how to add pictures? Like, I need to know.
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
Kid: Dad, I want Santa to give me an iPhone.
Indian poor dad: Son, Santa is deaf.
Kid: No, he is not. I saw him on TV yesterday.
Indian poor dad: Oh, actually, I asked him for a new wife. Maybe he is wearing AirPods.
Kid: You are my Santa, daddy.
Indian poor dad: Pull down your pants, son.
Kid: It's not an Apple product.
Indian poor dad: It's a banana.
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Joke: CookVR
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
Google is butt.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.