Technology jokes
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
Kid: Dad, I want Santa to give me an iPhone.
Indian poor dad: Son, Santa is deaf.
Kid: No, he is not. I saw him on TV yesterday.
Indian poor dad: Oh, actually, I asked him for a new wife. Maybe he is wearing AirPods.
Kid: You are my Santa, daddy.
Indian poor dad: Pull down your pants, son.
Kid: It's not an Apple product.
Indian poor dad: It's a banana.
Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!