Technology jokes
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
Google is butt.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Memes
Fuck you
Joke: CookVR
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Add me on XBOX! Chalkyfrog11
I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.
What do cells always have on them?
A cell phone!
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.