Technology jokes
Does anyone know how to add pictures? Like, I need to know.
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
Kid: Dad, I want Santa to give me an iPhone.
Indian poor dad: Son, Santa is deaf.
Kid: No, he is not. I saw him on TV yesterday.
Indian poor dad: Oh, actually, I asked him for a new wife. Maybe he is wearing AirPods.
Kid: You are my Santa, daddy.
Indian poor dad: Pull down your pants, son.
Kid: It's not an Apple product.
Indian poor dad: It's a banana.
Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
What do cells always have on them?
A cell phone!
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.