Technology jokes
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
Kid: Dad, I want Santa to give me an iPhone.
Indian poor dad: Son, Santa is deaf.
Kid: No, he is not. I saw him on TV yesterday.
Indian poor dad: Oh, actually, I asked him for a new wife. Maybe he is wearing AirPods.
Kid: You are my Santa, daddy.
Indian poor dad: Pull down your pants, son.
Kid: It's not an Apple product.
Indian poor dad: It's a banana.
Fuck you
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.