Technology jokes
What do cows listen to on headphones?
moo-sic.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
What's the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
Who eats sleeping? A robot.
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.
I got jealous when my phone dies.
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
Little Johnny tried phone sex, but the holes were too small.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.