Google is butt.
Technology Jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
What do cells always have on them?
A cell phone!
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
