Technology jokes
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Memes
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
What do cells always have on them?
A cell phone!
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! ππ€£
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Why donβt rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why canβt the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, βI donβt want solo run, I want Penalty!β
Shame on you, Pessi!