Does anyone know how to add pictures? Like, I need to know.
Technology Jokes
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
Guess McAfee doesnβt clear all computer viruses.
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
Kid: Dad, I want Santa to give me an iPhone.
Indian poor dad: Son, Santa is deaf.
Kid: No, he is not. I saw him on TV yesterday.
Indian poor dad: Oh, actually, I asked him for a new wife. Maybe he is wearing AirPods.
Kid: You are my Santa, daddy.
Indian poor dad: Pull down your pants, son.
Kid: It's not an Apple product.
Indian poor dad: It's a banana.
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, βCan't you unmute her?β
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, βI donβt want solo run, I want Penalty!β
Shame on you, Pessi!
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
Why canβt the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Joke: CookVR
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
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