Technology jokes
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
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Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
Memes
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Does anyone know how to add pictures? Like, I need to know.
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
Kid: Dad, I want Santa to give me an iPhone.
Indian poor dad: Son, Santa is deaf.
Kid: No, he is not. I saw him on TV yesterday.
Indian poor dad: Oh, actually, I asked him for a new wife. Maybe he is wearing AirPods.
Kid: You are my Santa, daddy.
Indian poor dad: Pull down your pants, son.
Kid: It's not an Apple product.
Indian poor dad: It's a banana.