Technology jokes
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Orphans can't find the home page.
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop, so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it. Jokes on her, she doesn't have any fingers.
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just can’t help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.
Why did the cellphone get glasses? Because it lost its contacts!
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.