Technology jokes
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
Fortnite Android Beta
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
Memes
Anyone seen these lately?
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
Guess McAfee doesnβt clear all computer viruses.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Does anyone know how to add pictures? Like, I need to know.
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
Kid: Dad, I want Santa to give me an iPhone.
Indian poor dad: Son, Santa is deaf.
Kid: No, he is not. I saw him on TV yesterday.
Indian poor dad: Oh, actually, I asked him for a new wife. Maybe he is wearing AirPods.
Kid: You are my Santa, daddy.
Indian poor dad: Pull down your pants, son.
Kid: It's not an Apple product.
Indian poor dad: It's a banana.
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.