Technology jokes
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Google is butt.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Memes
Virus Scam????
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
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Joke: CookVR
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.
Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.
Why do people say "cheese" when they are taking a photo?
Because they were using the computer and thought about it.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.