Technology jokes
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
Google is butt.
Joke: CookVR
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Add me on XBOX! Chalkyfrog11
Fuck you
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
What do cells always have on them?
A cell phone!
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.
So 666-3629, so get it?
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.