Technology jokes
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Google is butt.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
Joke: CookVR
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Add me on XBOX! Chalkyfrog11
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.