Technology jokes
Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.
Now it’s $3.99.
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.
and found that in all the videos his father is...
My sister just sits on the toilet with her iPad, then I go to do something at the sink and she says, "Bella, give me toilet paper!" Then I am annoyed, like super annoyed.
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
when my dad facetimes me
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
A wife and husband were setting up their computer, and the husband made the password "my dick." But the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.