Technology jokes
I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.
What do cells always have on them?
A cell phone!
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
Memes
Anyone seen these lately?
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.
Why do people say "cheese" when they are taking a photo?
Because they were using the computer and thought about it.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
Women say men are trash.
Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...