Technology jokes
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Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
What do cells always have on them?
A cell phone!
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!