Technology jokes
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
Memes
Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.
Why do people say "cheese" when they are taking a photo?
Because they were using the computer and thought about it.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
Women say men are trash.
Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Guys to wind the clock up?
What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.