Orphans and iPhones

  • Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?

    Because there is no home button.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. It's kinda dark but here it goes... An orphan doesn't have a "home", and old iPhones used to have a "home button." Get it? Bet you didn't. Did you know that some people think you are as charming as a wet sock?

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