Technology jokes
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
Have you ever heard of hearing aids?
Yeah, me neither.
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
Approached (DYM 100).
Google search = 3.141592...
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
Ariana-Chat now!