Technology jokes
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Two antennas got married. The ceremony dragged on, but the reception was excellent.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Memes
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
Ariana-Chat now!
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.