Technology jokes
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
"Room, you on."
I left my Avatar at home today.
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
Where's your off button?
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.