Technology jokes

Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?

Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.

AR-15: Who are you?

Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.

Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?

What's the difference between an American and a computer?

Americans don't have trouble shooting!

The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.

What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?

They both go "Ping" when they are done.

I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

QoS.

QoS who?

QoS there me me who me and you.

I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

I'm on PS4, by the way!

My name: Box3d_by_Clapped

What do you call an orphan's family photo?

A selfie.

Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?

Because it doesn't have a home button.

I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.

Have you ever heard of hearing aids?

Yeah, me neither.

Best pick up line EVER.

There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.

I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.

I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.

Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"

Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?

'Cause he was in need of a light snack!