Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Joke: CookVR
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
Women say men are trash.
Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
