Technology jokes
One day I went to talk to my friend.
"Hi John!" I said.
No response.
"Oh, yeah."
I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.
"Hope that helps!"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
Have you ever heard of hearing aids?
Yeah, me neither.
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.