Technology jokes
"Room, you on."
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!
Memes
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Where's your off button?
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
I left my Avatar at home today.
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.