Technology jokes
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
Google search = 3.141592...
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...
Approached (DYM 100).
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Alya, do you have Discord?
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.
Ariana-Chat now!
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
When you still there?
Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.