Technology jokes
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
......
When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."
Looks like he never charged up fully.
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
Voicemailing.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
What do you call a Vietnamese antivirus scanner?
An-Thi-cho-rho-na.
Dad/Mom: Son, you're adopted.
Son: I know. *holds up daddy's phone that has the text of them talking about it.*
Dad: Babe, we need to talk.
Mom: Okay......
Dad: He's grounded.
Mom: You're right, you're grounded! Oh, and I'm dumping you.
Son: Am I getting a new daddy?
Mom: Soon honey, soon....
Dad: I really shouldn't have let her know I cheating.