Technology jokes
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
His name is mark
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
It took Jesus 3 days to respond.
Worst lag ever!
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Stephen Hawking's death was because he lost WiFi connection.
Where's your off button?
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.