Technology jokes

Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?

What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.

Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!

Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.

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What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?

A trash can doesn't rage.

Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!

What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?

Dik Cok (dick cock)

How does Stephen Hawking have sex?

Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.

Voicemailing.

Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?

He couldn't find the home button.

What pictures did turtles take?

Shell-fies!

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."

Dad/Mom: Son, you're adopted.

Son: I know. *holds up daddy's phone that has the text of them talking about it.*

Dad: Babe, we need to talk.

Mom: Okay......

Dad: He's grounded.

Mom: You're right, you're grounded! Oh, and I'm dumping you.

Son: Am I getting a new daddy?

Mom: Soon honey, soon....

Dad: I really shouldn't have let her know I cheating.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?

I care when my computer crashes.

Murder: Wanna play a game?

Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)

Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.

Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."

Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______

New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.

Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."

Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.

Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?

Because it had no home button.

If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.