Technology jokes
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
His name is mark
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
Voicemailing.
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
Looks like he never charged up fully.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
Dad/Mom: Son, you're adopted.
Son: I know. *holds up daddy's phone that has the text of them talking about it.*
Dad: Babe, we need to talk.
Mom: Okay......
Dad: He's grounded.
Mom: You're right, you're grounded! Oh, and I'm dumping you.
Son: Am I getting a new daddy?
Mom: Soon honey, soon....
Dad: I really shouldn't have let her know I cheating.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.