Technology jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
Looks like he never charged up fully.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
Voicemailing.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
Dad/Mom: Son, you're adopted.
Son: I know. *holds up daddy's phone that has the text of them talking about it.*
Dad: Babe, we need to talk.
Mom: Okay......
Dad: He's grounded.
Mom: You're right, you're grounded! Oh, and I'm dumping you.
Son: Am I getting a new daddy?
Mom: Soon honey, soon....
Dad: I really shouldn't have let her know I cheating.