Technology jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
Girls be like
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
Dad/Mom: Son, you're adopted.
Son: I know. *holds up daddy's phone that has the text of them talking about it.*
Dad: Babe, we need to talk.
Mom: Okay......
Dad: He's grounded.
Mom: You're right, you're grounded! Oh, and I'm dumping you.
Son: Am I getting a new daddy?
Mom: Soon honey, soon....
Dad: I really shouldn't have let her know I cheating.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
I like my girls like my file systems...
FAT and 16.