Technology jokes
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
Two antennas got married. The ceremony dragged on, but the reception was excellent.
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
What were the webs?
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.