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Technology Jokes
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
My battery lasted longer than your sad, depressing life.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
What's the difference between my sister and my phone? I don't give a damn if my phone dies.
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: started to laugh and said, "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
