Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
why dont shurches have wifi?
They cant compete with an invisible force that actuallyworks
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
I really like those 'driverless cars'. I saw loads of them last week, in the car park.
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get said? Becuase they have a break down
I'm shocked, my new toaster isn't waterproof.
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . "You little bastard!"
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it ? Inter-net?
Why couldn't a orphan use a fighter jet
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
If Stephen Hawking Gets a Heart Attack, where do you go, The hospital or curry’s PC World
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
This is NOT my joke. I found it on Google. It's a texting joke.
Mom: Son, your grandma just passed away LOL.
Son: Mom, what do you mean LOL? That means laughing out loud.
Mom: Oh no, I thought that meant lots of love. I have to text everyone back!!!!
