Technology

Technology Jokes

Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.

My cousinโ€™s friend spelled โ€œracistโ€ wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousinโ€™s friend is โ€œGo to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.โ€

What's the difference between my sister and my phone? I don't give a damn if my phone dies.

Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.

During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: started to laugh and said, "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!