I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
Emo Jealousy
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Okay, so basically, emo peeps are like, super into death and sadness, right? So, like, if you tell an emo girl that she gets jealous when her phone dies, it's funny because she probably gets jealous when anything dies. And let's be real, you probably still use an iPhone 6.