Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox because there was no home button
Why did the computer go to the doctor ?
Because it had a virus
What happens when a alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device .-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ...
What is the strongest weapon in india?
The red button (this is a fact)
Error code 404. "Will to live" not found.
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working.
Why was the Computer late to work?
Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma'm and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
What do depressed people use for emotions online
They use EMOjis
Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))
I think my penis has facial recognition
My sister just sits on the toilet on the iPad then I go to do something at the sink and she says Bella give me toilet paper 🧻 Then I am 😑 annoyed like super
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.
Is Google a girl or a boy?
Obviously a Girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
y do orphans use iphone x's bc they cant find home
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
