I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
Technology Jokes
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: Started to laugh and said "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
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Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just can’t help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
