Technology jokes
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a homepage though.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
*Enter password*
"ScoobyDoo"
"Password must contain special character."
"ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman"
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.