Technology jokes
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
Who wants to buy my new NFT?
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.