Phone envy

  • Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup! The genius here is saying he's jealous of his phone dying because, unlike the phone, he can't just 'die' and be done with things. It's dark humor for dummies who can't spell 'existential crisis.'

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