What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
why Does A orphan hate the internet Answer Because he always On the homepage
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
Pop-up. P
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
