Technology

Technology jokes

Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!

Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.

It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."

Two antennas got married. The ceremony dragged on, but the reception was excellent.

Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."

Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"

Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:

"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."

Anyone know what bird that is?

Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.