Technology jokes
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣