Technology jokes
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
ENTER PASSWORD.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
Sets fire to computer.
Uber driver: .........
Me: .........
Uber driver: .........
Me: 5 stars.
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone dies.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!