Taste jokes

My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.

"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.

"Why?" I asked.

My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"

What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?

Let the mango.

Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.

I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.

How do you know if your sister's on her period?

Your dad's dick tastes funny.

What's worse than fingering your sister?

Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.

Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?

I hate orange, but that always juice back.

I like mangoes.

Jokes are like food.

Not everyone gets it.

My girlfriend got COVID.

This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.

Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.

I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.

Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.

Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."

Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."

Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!

If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!

How can you tell your best friend is gay?

His meat tastes like shit.

I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.

I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"

How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?

She lost her taste.

How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

With a taste test.

Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?

Because they were too cheesy!