Taste jokes

Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!

How can you tell your best friend is gay?

His meat tastes like shit.

How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?

She lost her taste.

I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.

I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"

The pie tasted weird today.

Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.

My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.

"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.

"Why?" I asked.

My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"

If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.

"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

"He died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"

Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?

I want an almond-flavored biscuit.

How do you know if your sister's on her period?

Your dad's dick tastes funny.

What's worse than fingering your sister?

Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.

How do you call a very good lemonade?

Fantatastic!

I hate orange, but that always juice back.

I like mangoes.

Jokes are like food.

Not everyone gets it.

Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?

Because they were too cheesy!

I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.

Ernie and Burt were camping in the woods, when they woke up Burt asked Ernie "how did you sleep?" Ernie replied with "I slept amazing! I had a great dream that I was in a magic candy world and was sucking the most tastiest lollipop I'd ever tasted in my life."

Burt replied with "Good to hear, I slept amazing too. I had a dream that I was in heaven surrounded by angels, and one of them was giving me a blow job."

John pretended to be a doctor.

Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."

John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"

Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."

John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"

Motu said, "I lost my memory."

John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"

How did the priest know the nun was on her period? He tasted blood on the altar boy's cock.