What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie? Don't ever ask me no damn question like that I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie you crazy?
How can you tell if your sister is on her period ?
Your fathers dick tastes funny
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi
“The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there.”
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How can you tell your dad a gay barbecue cuz all the hot dogs taste like shit
I tried a Lemonade from my Friend.It tasted fantatastic.
suck on a finger once bite it of taste it put some ketchup on it wait im making a mess i bit it off!!!
If your hot dog taste like a peace of wood who gonna call GHOST MUSTERD
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It taste better.
One time I was at home alone with my dawgy and I was home alone with my dawgy, and, and I was eating peanut butter, and I thought since its oily, I could use it as a lotion, so I spread it all over my private part, and my dawgy came over and started licking the peanut butter up off my private part, and my private part, it got big and hard, and then peanut butter, but white came out of my wee wee, and my dawgy started looking up at me and whining. And then my daddy came home and saw what I was doing and shouted “What are you doing?” And then I said I was using peanut butter on my private part. Then he said, “Well let me have a taste.” And then he started doing what my dawgy was doing.
Can i make you a basketball cake for dessert? Yeah you sure can but do be having all your balls in it it will taste nasty.
I was eating this girl out the other night and I tasted horse semen so I said to her "oh that's how you died grandma."
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says "no you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says "because I'm a beaner and we don't taste good."
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
I dislike the UK with a great taste
SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. Shit. My mum was like what did you just say child??? Sister: I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh...... Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...
My sister made some pie and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... This pie is very sugarplum-y. She said what do you mean by that? I said It tastes like sugarplums...
I thought fruit tasted good. I guess i was wrong
what do you call a gay drive by ?
a fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
