Taste jokes

The pie tasted weird today.

Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.

I like mangoes.

Jokes are like food.

Not everyone gets it.

How do you know if your sister's on her period?

Your dad's dick tastes funny.

What's worse than fingering your sister?

Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.

How do you call a very good lemonade?

Fantatastic!

If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.

I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.

"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

"He died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"

My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.

"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.

"Why?" I asked.

My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"

I want an almond-flavored biscuit.

Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?

I hate orange, but that always juice back.

Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?

Because they were too cheesy!

My girlfriend got COVID.

This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.

Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.

I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.

How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

With a taste test.

Ernie and Burt were camping in the woods, when they woke up Burt asked Ernie "how did you sleep?" Ernie replied with "I slept amazing! I had a great dream that I was in a magic candy world and was sucking the most tastiest lollipop I'd ever tasted in my life."

Burt replied with "Good to hear, I slept amazing too. I had a dream that I was in heaven surrounded by angels, and one of them was giving me a blow job."

John pretended to be a doctor.

Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."

John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"

Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."

John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"

Motu said, "I lost my memory."

John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"

How did the priest know the nun was on her period? He tasted blood on the altar boy's cock.