Taste jokes

How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?

She lost her taste.

I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.

I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"

How can you tell your best friend is gay?

His meat tastes like shit.

If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!

Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!

The pie tasted weird today.

Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.

What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?

Let the mango.

Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.

If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.

"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

"He died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"

How do you know if your sister's on her period?

Your dad's dick tastes funny.

What's worse than fingering your sister?

Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.

My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.

"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.

"Why?" I asked.

My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"

How do you call a very good lemonade?

Fantatastic!

I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.

Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?

Because they were too cheesy!

I want an almond-flavored biscuit.

I hate orange, but that always juice back.

Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?

I like mangoes.

Jokes are like food.

Not everyone gets it.