Taste jokes
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: ☠️
SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. "Shit." My mum was like, "What did you just say, child?"
Sister: "I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh......"
Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...
My sister made some pie, and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... "This pie is very sugarplum-y." She said, "What do you mean by that?" I said, "It tastes like sugarplums..."
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
What is fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.
I like peanut butter and honey.
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
I want an almond-flavored biscuit.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.