Taste Jokes

A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!

When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.

Why did the banana like the movie?

Because it was apeeling.

Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?

Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!

I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.

I like peanut butter and honey.

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.

The pie tasted weird today.

Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.

I want an almond-flavored biscuit.

Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?

"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

"He died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"

My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.

"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.

"Why?" I asked.

My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"

If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.

I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.

What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?

Let the mango.

How do you call a very good lemonade?

Fantatastic!

I hate orange, but that always juice back.

I like mangoes.

Jokes are like food.

Not everyone gets it.