Taste jokes

Random couple after their first night:

Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵

Wife: Aww, thanks.

Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?

Wife: ☠️

How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny

SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. "Shit." My mum was like, "What did you just say, child?"

Sister: "I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh......"

Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...

My sister made some pie, and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... "This pie is very sugarplum-y." She said, "What do you mean by that?" I said, "It tastes like sugarplums..."

I like my women like I like my steak...

Bloody.

Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?

Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!

A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!

When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.

Why did the banana like the movie?

Because it was apeeling.

I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.

I like peanut butter and honey.

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.

Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."

Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."

I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.

How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?

She lost her taste.

I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.

I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"

How can you tell your best friend is gay?

His meat tastes like shit.

If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!

Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!

Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.

What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?

Let the mango.