I like mangoes.
I want an almond-flavored biscuit.
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.
I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
Q. Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians? A. He thought they tasted funny.
Ernie and Burt were camping in the woods, when they woke up Burt asked Ernie "how did you sleep?" Ernie replied with "I slept amazing! I had a great dream that I was in a magic candy world and was sucking the most tastiest lollipop I'd ever tasted in my life."
Burt replied with "Good to hear, I slept amazing too. I had a dream that I was in heaven surrounded by angels, and one of them was giving me a blow job."
