Taste jokes

Random couple after their first night:

Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵

Wife: Aww, thanks.

Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?

Wife: ☠️

How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny

SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. "Shit." My mum was like, "What did you just say, child?"

Sister: "I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh......"

Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...

My sister made some pie, and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... "This pie is very sugarplum-y." She said, "What do you mean by that?" I said, "It tastes like sugarplums..."

I like my women like I like my steak...

Bloody.

A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!

When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.

Why did the banana like the movie?

Because it was apeeling.

Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?

Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!

I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.

I like peanut butter and honey.

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

How do you know if your sister's on her period?

Your dad's dick tastes funny.

What's worse than fingering your sister?

Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.

My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.

"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.

"Why?" I asked.

My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"

I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.

How do you call a very good lemonade?

Fantatastic!

"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

"He died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"

If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.

I want an almond-flavored biscuit.

I hate orange, but that always juice back.

I like mangoes.