Taste jokes
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.
"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"
So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
Why am I gay?
Because I like mushrooms.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.
One time I was at home alone with my dawgy, and I was eating peanut butter. I thought since it's oily, I could use it as a lotion, so I spread it all over my private part. My dawgy came over and started licking the peanut butter off my private part, and my private part got big and hard. Then, white stuff came out of my wee wee, and my dawgy started looking up at me and whining.
And then my daddy came home and saw what I was doing and shouted, "What are you doing?" And I said I was using peanut butter on my private part. Then he said, "Well, let me have a taste." And then he started doing what my dawgy was doing.
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
Anyone who says they don't like cats has never had one cooked right...
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Why does Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes?
Because he doesn't listen to it!
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
A blind man went to a restaurant.
"Menu sir?" asked the owner. "I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order." The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork and returned to the blind man.
The blind man smelled the fork with a deep breath, "Yes I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables." Unbelievable, thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. Two weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to know how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, "Do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part" which she did. He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it and puts it to his nose and says, "Oh interesting! I never knew Brenda works here!"