Taste jokes

How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny

Random couple after their first night:

Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵

Wife: Aww, thanks.

Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?

Wife: ☠️

I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.

I like CHEESE!

What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!

SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. "Shit." My mum was like, "What did you just say, child?"

Sister: "I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh......"

Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...

My sister made some pie, and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... "This pie is very sugarplum-y." She said, "What do you mean by that?" I said, "It tastes like sugarplums..."

I like my women like I like my steak...

Bloody.

What is fraud supposed to taste like?

Bananas and Rice.

Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?

Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!

A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!

When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.

Why did the banana like the movie?

Because it was apeeling.

I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.

I like peanut butter and honey.

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

With a taste test.

Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.

Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."

Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."

If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!

Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.

I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.