Morbius jokes
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
Boobies!
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.
My cousin died last week. He needed a blood transfusion, but we didn't know his blood type. He just kept saying, "B positive, B positive," but it's hard to be positive with him gone.
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
What is the best cure for aging?
Suicide.
Murder is the same as suicide, except the other person is doing it for you.