Morbius jokes

Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.

"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).

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Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.

Boobies!

Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!

My cousin died last week. He needed a blood transfusion, but we didn't know his blood type. He just kept saying, "B positive, B positive," but it's hard to be positive with him gone.

Woman: "Doctor, where are we going?"

Doctor: "To the morgue."

Woman: "I'm not dead yet, doctor."

Doctor: "We're not at the morgue yet, either."

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

What is the best cure for aging?

Suicide.

Murder is the same as suicide, except the other person is doing it for you.