Taste jokes
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I was bulimic but I gave it up.
It just left a bad taste in my mouth.
Your taste in men is like my taste in humor: dark.
What did the squirrel say when he chewed some saggy boobs?
Is it just me or do these taste like nuts?
I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.
I don't joke about vegans. That would be tasteless...
I have no beef with them.
What is welfare fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
What is fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
There are some questionable candies out there, such as:
"All I want is a good Blow Pop."
"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."
"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."
"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."
"Or adopt Three Musketeers."
"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
Vince Li doesn't eat comedians. He says they taste funny.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.
Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."
Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.