Taste jokes

Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Answer: Because they taste funny!

Nickelback.

Why do people eat food?

Coz it tastes good lol.

I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.

His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."

What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?

Cheetah outta here!

I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.

This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.

His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.

The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.

Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.

Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.

What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?

Well, that is DHALicious!

Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.

Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!

Dark jokes are just like food.

Not everyone gets it.

My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.

(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)

You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.

Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.

I ate a baby, it tasted like baby.

How do you know you had a gay cookout?

All the hotdogs taste like ass.

Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.

Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.

My mom gave me a box of chocolates, and she said life is like a box of chocolates, but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.