Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Taste Jokes
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
I ate a baby, it tasted like baby.
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
My mom gave me a box of chocolates, and she said life is like a box of chocolates, but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
Why do Catholic priests suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish?
Because it tastes like a Vienna sausage.
Why am I gay?
Because I like mushrooms.
One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says, “The teacher is very intelligent.” The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?” Little Suzie says, “They are very fashionable.” The teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence.” Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy, ‘Darling, how does my dick taste?’”
The other day while I was going down on my grandma, I thought I tasted a little horse semen and I got to wondering if maybe that’s what killed her!