China as fake as bitches with plastic surgery and talk bout body positivity
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries...because they look photoshopped and they always need to require a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
what did they do with michael jackson when he died
he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change
mrs.mallaras boobs where (69) pounds she said that was to to to much(69222) so she went to 51st street (6922251) to visit doctor x (6922251 x) and the surgery lasted 8 hours (6922251 x 8) she ended up (the total flipped upside down spells boobless) (=)55378008
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgent coming in tomorrow im super excited to work with him the next day we had to do our first ever open hart surgery so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient so we finished the surgery and went out side for a smoke and we were talking I said why did you keep the patients blood on your glove? He replied we in my free time I test it for anything diseases HIV the next day I got invited to his house and we had some drinks I said this is amazing red tea what is in it just the 2000 people you have cut opened .
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift...
when you ask for plastic surgery they said 'we could not fix you but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face'
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger, with that, no one will suspect you!
How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?
It’s all Depends!
My friend is so ugly she got surgery twice but not even that could fix her 0-0
i used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but i had to give her anal resization surgery first
