My sister got in a car crash a couple days ago. When she got to the hospital, the doctor told her that she needed to get metal mechanics in her leg. She got really scared and yelled at the doctor telling them that, “I will not get those implanted in my leg.” I guess she just doesn’t associate with knee gears.
a women wakes up in a hospital after a accident and yells "doctor doctor i cant feel my legs" and the doctor say "i know i amputated your arms"
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital, apparently the doctor said to the nurse you can discharge Mr Hawking now, so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
What did the Emo say to the surgeon ? "cut me please"
A book went to the doctors office and said:”doctor doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever😂😂
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger, with that, no one will suspect you!
i invited my friend with a vasectomy done for a party. unfortunately he couldnt come.
D NO DOCTOR START WITH A AND A+
what did they do with michael jackson when he died
he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change
How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?
It’s all Depends!
I was going to an expensive dinner with my friends girlfriend because she really wanted to go but he just got out of surgery and he said take care of her so I said will do bro I’ll bring her back fuller that a topped up water bottle
mrs.mallaras boobs where (69) pounds she said that was to to to much(69222) so she went to 51st street (6922251) to visit doctor x (6922251 x) and the surgery lasted 8 hours (6922251 x 8) she ended up (the total flipped upside down spells boobless) (=)55378008
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i used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but i had to give her anal resization surgery first
