Surgery jokes
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
I invited my friend with a vasectomy to a party.
Unfortunately, he couldn't come.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
A surgeon loses his job as he botched a surgery.
boss: "We have to let you go."
surgeon: "I protest innocence."
boss: "How?"
surgeon: "I thought doing your job and saving people's lives were two different things."
boss: "Get out!"
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
How do you circumcise a redneck?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
My sister got in a car crash a couple days ago. When she got to the hospital, the doctor told her that she needed to get metal mechanics in her leg.
She got really scared and yelled at the doctor, telling them that, “I will not get those implanted in my leg.” I guess she just doesn’t associate with knee gears.
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.
knee surgery
HAHA
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Community talk
that feeling when elbow surgery was yesterday
Guys, it's not looking too well...
I survived, but I'm no longer the person who I used to be.
I'm now strapped onto a wheel chair, paralyzed from the waist down. The "waxing paper" thankfully didn't reach any vital organs, but it did cause numbness in my buttocks and my legs a few minutes after I had done the act, which later lead to me having paralysis.
It gets even worse...
Sadly, my girlfriend left me due to … Read more
when you're just a chill guy but the yns with knee surg tmrw getting hawk tuahed on by the uncs rizzing the gruzz but lowkey fw the huzz