after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn't feel his legs, i replied "OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR FUCKING ARMS!"
a few men have curved penises but they can fix that problem by straightening it out
I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...
But then I changed my mind.
I wanted to get brain surgery. I changed my mind.
a surgeon loses his job as he botched a surgery
boss: "we have to let you go."
surgeon: "I protest innocence."
boss: "how?"
surgeon: "I thought to do your job and saving people's lives were two different things."
boss: "get out"
Why did the author go to the emergency room? -- His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs? A plastic surgeon 😷
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia? The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body and all that's left I'm afraid is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
a women wakes up in a hospital after a accident and yells "doctor doctor i cant feel my legs" and the doctor say "i know i amputated your arms"
Patient: Sorry I'm so nervous, this is my first surgery.
Doctor: Oh don't worry, mine too!!
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital, apparently the doctor said to the nurse you can discharge Mr Hawking now, so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
A book went to the doctors office and said:”doctor doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever😂😂
What did the Emo say to the surgeon ? "cut me please"
i invited my friend with a vasectomy done for a party. unfortunately he couldnt come.
Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says "I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says "What is the bad news?" the Doctor replies "I have had to amputate both your legs" so the patent says "Well what is the good news?" the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers".................
D NO DOCTOR START WITH A AND A+
I was going to an expensive dinner with my friends girlfriend because she really wanted to go but he just got out of surgery and he said take care of her so I said will do bro I’ll bring her back fuller that a topped up water bottle
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
My sister got in a car crash a couple days ago. When she got to the hospital, the doctor told her that she needed to get metal mechanics in her leg. She got really scared and yelled at the doctor telling them that, “I will not get those implanted in my leg.” I guess she just doesn’t associate with knee gears.
