Surgery Jokes

i have a lot of respect for trans women

that surgery takes balls!

A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe

Imagine Michael Jackson having kids ? Would come out Black or white or plastic 😂

Michael Jackson goes to the doctor

Michael Jackson: Help doctor I've been shot. Doctor: I cant fix that but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again

Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says "I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says "What is the bad news?" the Doctor replies "I have had to amputate both your legs" so the patent says "Well what is the good news?" the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers".................

What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor? The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off.

Why is it you donate one kidney you're a hero but donate four or five and people run and call the police?

I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...

But then I changed my mind.

a few men have curved penises but they can fix that problem by straightening it out

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I wanted to get brain surgery. I changed my mind.

a surgeon loses his job as he botched a surgery

boss: "we have to let you go."

surgeon: "I protest innocence."

boss: "how?"

surgeon: "I thought to do your job and saving people's lives were two different things."

boss: "get out"

Why did the author go to the emergency room? -- His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.

when you ask for plastic surgery they said 'we could not fix you but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face'

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What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia? The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.

What does the word circumcise mean?

Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.

My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgent coming in tomorrow im super excited to work with him the next day we had to do our first ever open hart surgery so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient so we finished the surgery and went out side for a smoke and we were talking I said why did you keep the patients blood on your glove? He replied we in my free time I test it for anything diseases HIV the next day I got invited to his house and we had some drinks I said this is amazing red tea what is in it just the 2000 people you have cut opened .