Surgery jokes
Mrs. Mallara's boobs were (69) pounds. She said that was too too too much (69222), so she went to 51st Street (6922251) to visit Doctor X (6922251 x), and the surgery lasted 8 hours (6922251 x 8).
She ended up (the total flipped upside down spells boobless) (=)55378008
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
My cousin is a surgeon.
Last year he botched a surgery he was doing on a patient who happened to be gay. He's being sued for malpractice for turning a fruit into a vegetable.
Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,
"Thank you for your donation!"
Cut.
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.
I’ve been told I’ve got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I cut it off, though.
I wanted to get brain surgery.
I changed my mind.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
I was about to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
Why did the United Nations stop the French government from using the guillotine in public?
Because the French government was using the guillotine on newborn babies for circumcision.
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
When I tell people my girlfriend's packin', they always think she's really good with a gun.
She's actually transgender and on the waiting list for surgery.
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.