Superhero jokes
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Megamind.
I am Thor.
And next year, I will be five.
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.