Superhero jokes
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
Memes
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Megamind.
I am Thor.
And next year, I will be five.
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.