What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
