Superhero jokes
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
Megamind.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
I am Thor.
And next year, I will be five.
What do you call a trans superhero team?
Ex-men.
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)