Superhero jokes
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
Memes
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Megamind.
I am Thor.
And next year, I will be five.
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.