Superhero jokes
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Memes
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
A man drinks beer and jumps off a tower, and he's okay. The other guy says, "Whoa, how'd you do that?"
He does it again, so the guy gets a beer, the same beer, and jumps off. He died.
The bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says, "Superman, you're a real butthole whenever you're drunk."
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
Megamind.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.