Superhero jokes
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.
A man drinks beer and jumps off a tower, and he's okay. The other guy says, "Whoa, how'd you do that?"
He does it again, so the guy gets a beer, the same beer, and jumps off. He died.
The bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says, "Superman, you're a real butthole whenever you're drunk."
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.