Superhero jokes
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
A man drinks beer and jumps off a tower, and he's okay. The other guy says, "Whoa, how'd you do that?"
He does it again, so the guy gets a beer, the same beer, and jumps off. He died.
The bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says, "Superman, you're a real butthole whenever you're drunk."
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.