Superhero jokes
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Memes
What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.
A man drinks beer and jumps off a tower, and he's okay. The other guy says, "Whoa, how'd you do that?"
He does it again, so the guy gets a beer, the same beer, and jumps off. He died.
The bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says, "Superman, you're a real butthole whenever you're drunk."
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.