Superhero Jokes

What dose the orphan have in common with Batman they both lost their parents.

Which brand of underwear does Thor is wearing ?- Asgard.

How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider Man? Well, he weaved a really tangled web and Aunt May saw it.

What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision!!!!! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision!!!!!!! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios new series: WandaVision!!!!!!

46. I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

52. What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

54. What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

I accidentally walked on the lego batman mask.

I want my fucking feet back.

So, a guy walks into a bar, and he tells the bartender, "After this last drink, I'm going to the roof to kill myself." A guy sitting next to him says, "I wouldn't do that if I were you.", in which the man replies, "Oh yeah?" So, they both take their shots and go up to the roof. The guy says "You're not gonna die, watch this!" He jumps off the roof and comes back up. The man rubs his eyes and tells him to go it again. He comes down and comes back up. The man says "Cool, let me try!", and he jumps down only to kill himself. The guy goes back to the bar, and the bartender says "Superman, you're an asshole."

One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house. I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games." Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.

What superhero will orphans never understand?

Homelander.

What do superheroes 🦸‍♀️ put in their drinks?

Just ice 🧊.

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