Superhero jokes
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
I would rather do my own laundry, not my uncle's laundry, because I ain't no damn butler like Alfred from Batman. I don't live in no damn Batcave by Gotham tity.
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
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Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.