Superhero jokes
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
What did Robin say to Batman when they were getting chicken?
Hahaha, I don't know.
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"
Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.
A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs.
"For the last time, Superman, get out of my bar, you're drunk and the only person here that can fly!"
The man with glasses frowns.
"Where did all the others go, then?"
Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.