Superhero jokes

Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.

Couldn’t Be Me.

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

What do you call a rich orphan?

Batman.

I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.

"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?

Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"

The Hulk SMASH!

Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"

Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.

He still is a kid.

I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!

I would rather do my own laundry, not my uncle's laundry, because I ain't no damn butler like Alfred from Batman. I don't live in no damn Batcave by Gotham tity.

There is a dark alley. Who do you call?

Batman.

Orphan: I want to be like Batman.

Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.

What do you call a Black Iron Man?

Robert Browny Jr.

Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?

"Suicide Squad!"

Why do orphans like Spider-Man?

100% of them are like him!

A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.

A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"

The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.

Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.

What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)

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Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.

Why doesn't Batman have super vision?

His parents died.