Sun jokes
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
Why is the sun red today?
The sun turned red today. Here's why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
Adam and Eve were sitting on the beach one day, and Eve says to Adam, "Let's go for a swim." Adam replies, "I'm not in the mood."
She says, "Okay, I will go by myself." She puts her toes in the water and splashes around and says, "The water is beautiful, come in!" Adam replies, "Na, still not in the mood."
Eve wades into the water until she gets to her waist. Adam jumps up and yells at Eve standing waist deep and says, "Oh no, now all the fish are gonna smell like that!"
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!
I stayed up all night trying to follow the sun... Then it dawned on me.
Wow, that is so sunny!
Look at the bright side!
The worst is behind us.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
God creates a wasp :)
God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly.
Angel: okay... a bug.
God: now give it's face a sword, but it has a hole so it's basically a mouth.
Angel: weird.. but okay...
God: and give it wings.
Angel: eh, not half bad Go-
God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS
Angel: *shook* o-okay
God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out.
Angel: . - .
God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give 'em a taste 'o that! *evil grin*
Angel: *cries*
Angel: *whispers; I'm so sorry..*
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
You look tall for being 432,450 miles tall!