Your hairline caused the solar flare
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun? Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
we destroyed 2 boats, AND THEY DROPPED THE SUN ON US TWICE
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Why was the dog staying in the shade? Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
“The naked man fears no pickpocket” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?" Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.” The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!” The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
What did the lady say to michael jackson at the beach? Excuse me, your in my sun(son)
what do you call the closet plant to the sun? the hot ball
The sun is out and the peado vans are out. Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again.
3 men where in a desert 1 man was holding a jug the 2nd was holding a paper bag and the last was holding a car door a man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug he said it was his water and if he got thirsty he would take a drink. Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag the guy said this is my packed lunch so if I get hungry I will eat my lunch. Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said it he got hot he would roll down the window.
Why did the teacher were sunglasses? Because her students were so bright
Why can't you starve in the desert? -- Because of all the sand which is there.
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun
Teacher: what’s the closest planet. Kids yell: sun. Except for one. Other kid: Uranus. Teacher: Uranus? Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
When you look at the sun, its like looking at me
“If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag.”
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Your teeth is so yellow when you smile you put the sun out of business
Your forehead is so big it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
