Sun jokes
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
Why is the sun mad at the clouds?
The clouds keep throwing shade.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
The sun isn’t the only thing that rose up this morning...
working on a thing
What is yellow? The sun ☀️.
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
Why did the sun go to church?
Because it needs Jesus.
"What time is it?"
"Daytime."
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
I stayed up all night trying to follow the sun... Then it dawned on me.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
You look tall for being 432,450 miles tall!
God creates a wasp :)
God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly.
Angel: okay... a bug.
God: now give it's face a sword, but it has a hole so it's basically a mouth.
Angel: weird.. but okay...
God: and give it wings.
Angel: eh, not half bad Go-
God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS
Angel: *shook* o-okay
God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out.
Angel: . - .
God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give 'em a taste 'o that! *evil grin*
Angel: *cries*
Angel: *whispers; I'm so sorry..*
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!