Sun jokes

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Question: What did the sun say to the little star?

Answer: Are you my SUN?

What are the four seasons?

Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.

My child: "Dad, am I beautiful?"

Me: "You’re like the sun, sweetie. You’re painful to look at."

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.

Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?

She washed up on the beach.

What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.

I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.

I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.

I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.

Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.

You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.

“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”

No sun.

The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.

Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.

Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?

Her: Awww... Yes!!!

Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

Roses are red. The sun isn't shining. My mental state is rapidly declining.

What do sheep wear to the beach?

A baa-kini.

What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.

I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.

There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.