i love the way the earth rotates
it really makes my day
Roses are red The sun isn't shining My mental state Is rapidly declining
The sun isn’t the only thing rose up this morning....
There was a solar eclypse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
Your so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
Im no astronomer but I’m pretty sure the earth revolves around the sun... not you.
god sent to the principles office for giving a blind kid sun glasses and said dont let the sun damage your eyes.
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
What did the lady say to mickel jacson on the beech?exscuse me sir but your in my sun
Hey guys can we stop making these jokes, If my mom sees this I will never see the sun again. Oh . . . :( continue
yore the sun in my life now get 93 million miles away from me
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
Your hairline caused the solar flare
we destroyed 2 boats, AND THEY DROPPED THE SUN ON US TWICE
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun? Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Why was the dog staying in the shade? Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
What did the lady say to michael jackson at the beach? Excuse me, your in my sun(son)
what do you call the closet plant to the sun? the hot ball
