Sun jokes

There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.

I love the way the Earth rotates.

It really makes my day!

Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.

Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.

Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.

Official flag of Japan? The Sun.

Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.

Why does the sky think it's so powerful?

Because it's always looking down on us.

What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?

"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."

I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.

God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"

What is black, white, and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.

You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!

A dad told his son never to hit girls, so the son replied, "I promise."

When the son got older, he was doing the dirty with "a girl," and the girl says, "Spank me, daddy..." and the son responds, "My dad said never to hit a girl."

Then the "girl" takes off the wig, and it's his dad, and the dad said, "Good job, son!"

Son:...... um

What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."

What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."

Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.

Sorry for posting this!

Look at the bright side!

The worst is behind us.

"The naked man fears no pickpocket."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."

- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*

"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."

-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."

- Sun Tzu

"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."

-Sun Tzu, Art of War.

Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.