Sun jokes
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
Sorry for posting this!
Look at the bright side!
The worst is behind us.
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.