Sun jokes
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
Sorry for posting this!
Look at the bright side!
The worst is behind us.
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.