Sun jokes
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
Sorry for posting this!
Look at the bright side!
The worst is behind us.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.