Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
What did the lady say to mickel jacson on the beech?exscuse me sir but your in my sun
There was a solar eclypse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
Hey guys can we stop making these jokes, If my mom sees this I will never see the sun again. Oh . . . :( continue
yore the sun in my life now get 93 million miles away from me
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?" Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
Your hairline caused the solar flare
we destroyed 2 boats, AND THEY DROPPED THE SUN ON US TWICE
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun? Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait thatβs not the joke. The first one said βwe are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.β The second one said βbut we canβt do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun weβll freeze to death!β The third blonde says βso we go at night.β
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Why was the dog staying in the shade? Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
What did the lady say to michael jackson at the beach? Excuse me, your in my sun(son)
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
what do you call the closet plant to the sun? the hot ball
why did the sun go to school, to get brighter
what did the sun say to the earth am i hot