Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
A dad told his son never to hit girls, so the son replied, "I promise."
When the son got older, he was doing the dirty with "a girl," and the girl says, "Spank me, daddy..." and the son responds, "My dad said never to hit a girl."
Then the "girl" takes off the wig, and it's his dad, and the dad said, "Good job, son!"
Son:...... um
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
Sorry for posting this!
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
Look at the bright side!
The worst is behind us.
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
