I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
A dad told his son never to hit girls, so the son replied, "I promise."
When the son got older, he was doing the dirty with "a girl," and the girl says, "Spank me, daddy..." and the son responds, "My dad said never to hit a girl."
Then the "girl" takes off the wig, and it's his dad, and the dad said, "Good job, son!"
Son:...... um
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
Sorry for posting this!
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
Look at the bright side!
The worst is behind us.
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
“The naked man fears no pickpocket” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
