Why does the sky think it's so powerful Because it's always looking down on us
i love the way the earth rotates
it really makes my day
Im no astronomer but I’m pretty sure the earth revolves around the sun... not you.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
god sent to the principles office for giving a blind kid sun glasses and said dont let the sun damage your eyes.
Your so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near
A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy.... and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the "girl" takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:...... um
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf Official flag of Japan? The Sun Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol
Little boy asked his dad why was he was born black. Father replied, so the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin. Then he asks why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire. So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you. Then what are we doing living in Rochdale. (England)
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star
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What did the lady say to mickel jacson on the beech?exscuse me sir but your in my sun
Look at the bright side ☀️😁! The worst 😔 is behind us.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
You may not rest, there are monsters nearby”
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"Jesus can turn water into wine,but I can turn your mother into mine " -Sun Tzu the art of creating war
If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies spawn” - Sun Tzu
“If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy.”
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
Hey guys can we stop making these jokes, If my mom sees this I will never see the sun again. Oh . . . :( continue
yore the sun in my life now get 93 million miles away from me
