Sun jokes
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
You look tall for being 432,450 miles tall!
What is yellow? The sun ☀️.
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
God creates a wasp :)
God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly.
Angel: okay... a bug.
God: now give it's face a sword, but it has a hole so it's basically a mouth.
Angel: weird.. but okay...
God: and give it wings.
Angel: eh, not half bad Go-
God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS
Angel: *shook* o-okay
God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out.
Angel: . - .
God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give 'em a taste 'o that! *evil grin*
Angel: *cries*
Angel: *whispers; I'm so sorry..*
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
"You cannot win a war without a war."
-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
The sun is already bright, stupid!
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.