Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man? After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!
what did the pig say when he was in the sun. i'm bacon.
What is the sun's favourite chocolate bar? The milky way!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed PROTECTION
What do you call a priest that likes juice A capriest sun
“If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner” Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Warning, All unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art of war
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
Why will we never get hungry in the desert
We have lots of sand which’s
Two pedophiles are on a beach
One says to the other "Move over, you're in my sun"
Why did the snowman say Good day to the sun? Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun
Yo mama so fat she fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star
whats the suns favourite chocolate? marsbar
Iran: we can beat the USA
Japan: YOU DO REALIZE WE BEAT HIM IN BATTLE SHIP AND HE DROPPED THE SUN ON US
Iran: So?
Japan: TWICE
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals.
Adam and Eve were sitting on the beach one day and Eve says to Adam let's go for a swim. Adam replies I'm not in the mood. She says ok I will go by myself. She puts her toes in the water and splashes around and says the water is beautiful come in and Adam replies na still not in the mood. Eve wade's into the water until she gets to her waist. Adam jumps up and yells at Eve standing waist deep and says Oh No now all the fish are gonna smell like that.
Kiwis forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive 😏
y does everybody like the sun-cause its hot
Your hairline is lookin so crusty like KFC chiken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin sun radiation.
