Sun jokes
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.
Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
Why will we never get hungry in the desert?
We have lots of sand-which's.
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
Yo mama is so fat.
When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.
Adam and Eve were sitting on the beach one day, and Eve says to Adam, "Let's go for a swim." Adam replies, "I'm not in the mood."
She says, "Okay, I will go by myself." She puts her toes in the water and splashes around and says, "The water is beautiful, come in!" Adam replies, "Na, still not in the mood."
Eve wades into the water until she gets to her waist. Adam jumps up and yells at Eve standing waist deep and says, "Oh no, now all the fish are gonna smell like that!"
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!