Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals!
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
Adam and Eve were sitting on the beach one day, and Eve says to Adam, "Let's go for a swim." Adam replies, "I'm not in the mood."
She says, "Okay, I will go by myself." She puts her toes in the water and splashes around and says, "The water is beautiful, come in!" Adam replies, "Na, still not in the mood."
Eve wades into the water until she gets to her waist. Adam jumps up and yells at Eve standing waist deep and says, "Oh no, now all the fish are gonna smell like that!"
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
the sun is fire
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
What is an orphans favourite day? Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out
“Remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
you so black when you get near the sun we go into a Solar eclipse
Are you the sun I can see from a mile away
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun it exploded
The sun is already bright, stupid!
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
