Sun jokes

What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.

Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals!

Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.

Adam and Eve were sitting on the beach one day, and Eve says to Adam, "Let's go for a swim." Adam replies, "I'm not in the mood."

She says, "Okay, I will go by myself." She puts her toes in the water and splashes around and says, "The water is beautiful, come in!" Adam replies, "Na, still not in the mood."

Eve wades into the water until she gets to her waist. Adam jumps up and yells at Eve standing waist deep and says, "Oh no, now all the fish are gonna smell like that!"

Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏

Iran: We can beat the USA.

Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.

Iran: So?

Japan: Twice!

Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.

What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?

Your camera.

Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!

The sun is fire.

What do you call hot cups?

Sunglasses.

"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.

What do you call an ass on a beach?

Sandy cheeks!

Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.

You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.

"What time is it?"

"Daytime."

What is an orphan's favorite day?

Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.

My respect for you didn't just go through the roof, it touched the fucking sun!

Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?

Because there is a red Sun in the sky.