Sun jokes
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals!
Adam and Eve were sitting on the beach one day, and Eve says to Adam, "Let's go for a swim." Adam replies, "I'm not in the mood."
She says, "Okay, I will go by myself." She puts her toes in the water and splashes around and says, "The water is beautiful, come in!" Adam replies, "Na, still not in the mood."
Eve wades into the water until she gets to her waist. Adam jumps up and yells at Eve standing waist deep and says, "Oh no, now all the fish are gonna smell like that!"
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.
Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
The sun is fire.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
"What time is it?"
"Daytime."
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
Yo mama is so fat.
When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.