What is yellow ? The sun ☀️
WHY IS THE SUN RED TODAY?Turned Red Today. Here's Why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.
You look tall for being 432,450 miles tall!!!!!!
“If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy.”
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies spawn” - Sun Tzu
You may not rest, there are monsters nearby”
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"Jesus can turn water into wine,but I can turn your mother into mine " -Sun Tzu the art of creating war
“The naked man fears no pickpocket” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"It's not a war crime if you win the war" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
yo mama so fat when god said let there be light! she blocked the sun.now we call her the moon
The sun is out and the peado vans are out. Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again.
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
Warning, All unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art of war
“If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner” Sun Tzu, The Art of War
“If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag.”
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What do you call a priest that likes juice A capriest sun
Your forehead is so big it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man? After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!
what did the pig say when he was in the sun. i'm bacon.
What is the sun's favourite chocolate bar? The milky way!
