why did the sun not go to college because it already have a million degrees!
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette? Your camera.
the sun is fire
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
“Remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
you so black when you get near the sun we go into a Solar eclipse
What is an orphans favourite day? Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out
Are you the sun I can see from a mile away
What do you call an ass on a beach?
SANDY CHEEKS
Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life.” -Sun Tzu
your hair line goes so far back you have to wear sun screan
You can drink drinks but you can't food foods" -Sun Tzu, The art of food
ur so c emo the sun turn black
If the sun had a kid it would be like father like sun🤓 😎
Yo mama so dumb when she looked at the light she said why is the sun so close to me
yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun it exploded
the sun is already bright stupid
“A foolish man is lactose intolerant, A wise man simply tolerates it” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast? Because there is a red Sun in the sky
Wow that is so sunny
