Sun Jokes

Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad. The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.

"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."

"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."

The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.

"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here.

Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?

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I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.

I'm no an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.

I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.

Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology

You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.

Yo mama so fat she fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star

Why does the Sun go to school?

A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy.... and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the "girl" takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:...... um

Your hairline is lookin so crusty like KFC chiken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin sun radiation.

Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.

“Remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

you so black when you get near the sun we go into a Solar eclipse

Are you the sun I can see from a mile away

Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast? Because there is a red Sun in the sky

your hair line goes so far back you have to wear sun screan

“A foolish man is lactose intolerant, A wise man simply tolerates it” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

You can drink drinks but you can't food foods" -Sun Tzu, The art of food

Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life.” -Sun Tzu

ur so c emo the sun turn black

Yo mama so dumb when she looked at the light she said why is the sun so close to me