Suicide jokes
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Me lol.
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)