Suicide jokes

Said the man angered to his wife:

"Now stop the damn suicide tries! Just look at the gas bill!?"

How ISS greets their friend.

"You the BOMB!"

Don’t you just wanna hang around, like Chester?

The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"

I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.

Why do emo kids not jump?

They're still in the sky.

Friend: Knock knock.

Me: Who's there?

Friend: Your life.

Me: Ahhh, I wish!

*jumps off building*

Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!

Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.

An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.

You wanna hear a joke?

Two Emos hanging out under a tree.

How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!

What's an emo kid's favorite movie?

Suicide Squad.

Try not to <3.

Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?

Me: Maybe I can hang later...

Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?

If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?

Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.

The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.

I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.

What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?

The rope.

Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.

Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?

It was called Fall-adelphia.