Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.
And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
I heard Danielle Smith likes trains.
So I told her to go stand in front of one.
A man comes to a bar and has a drink. Then his bully came to him and stole his drink. Then the bully asked, "What's wrong?"
The man said that "I'm trying to kill myself. I tried getting hit by a train, but the train went on a different track. Then I tried to jump off a bridge, but I fell on a boat full of pillows. Then I tried to poison myself."
Then the bully says, "Then what?" Then the man replied, "You just drank it." Then the man left.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
Rowan
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.
(Teach me your ways, 15%.)
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
