Suicide jokes

What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?

I know how to use an exercise band.

Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.

Don’t you just wanna hang around, like Chester?

How ISS greets their friend.

"You the BOMB!"

The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"

Why do emo kids not jump?

They're still in the sky.

I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.

Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!

Friend: Knock knock.

Me: Who's there?

Friend: Your life.

Me: Ahhh, I wish!

*jumps off building*

Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.

An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.

You wanna hear a joke?

Two Emos hanging out under a tree.

How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!

Try not to <3.

What's an emo kid's favorite movie?

Suicide Squad.

If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?

Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.

Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?

Me: Maybe I can hang later...

Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?

The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.

I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.

Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?

What can't you say to an emo?

Hang in there, buddy!