Suicide jokes
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Me lol.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
Said the man angered to his wife:
"Now stop the damn suicide tries! Just look at the gas bill!?"