Suicide jokes
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
Me lol.
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
Said the man angered to his wife:
"Now stop the damn suicide tries! Just look at the gas bill!?"
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
Don’t you just wanna hang around, like Chester?
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*