Orphan's Depression

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, like, this orphan, right? They ain't got no parents, which makes them super sad. So sad, in fact, that they decide to check out of life early. I know you are not the sharpest tool in the shed because you're asking me to explain this, but don't do that because life is beautiful. And also, it's "himself," not "its self." Just saying, I bet you still use internet explorer.